FAQ’s for visiting an escort in Gran Canaria – no. 5 “Swingers club visits”

GCescort — Thu, 15 Mar 2012 09:44:00 +0000

Men looking for an escort in Gran Canaria often ask why they should think of paying me to go to a Gran Canaria swingers club with them when they can go on their own. So here are a number of very good reasons:

Single men are not very well liked at the clubs as unfortunately some “impolite” ones who go round leering and wanking at anyone and everyone give the rest a bad reputation so many swingers steer clear of them. Most clubs severely limit the no. of single men as a result so you may not even get in and, once you do, the chances of you being invited to join in are slim
I live here so am very familiar with all the best swinger places to go and when to go there. I know, too, of recently opened places that are not yet even showing on the internet
I regularly go swinging with friends so am not got going to be shy when there but know the ropes and have taken clients before for excellent evenings
I am genuinely bi and even run a lesbian club back in the UK so am not just faking my “bi-ness” and am happy to have sex with men and women
I have cut my nails this week so the crazy pics you may have seen on my photos page will soon disappear and I am more “normal”. (That will probably disappoint the nail fetishists among you!)
Nude bathing in the dunes is fine and I know where the naturists and swingers go so am happy to lead you to sex there or just relax in the sun and / or have sex with you in the dunes
maye I am older than some of the other Gran Canaria girls but with age comes maturity, selfconfidence and the where-with-all to have sexual fun in places like swingers clubs, to meet new people there, get on with them and encourage them to want to have sex with us
I speak english, french, german and spanish so, as there are often people at the clubs who don’t speak english, I can break through the language barrier and talk to anyone
I spent most of my “previous life” in high powered jobs so am also intelligent and articulate and comfortable meeting new people which is v important in swinger clubs as most people in the ones here want to get know each other a little conversationally before deciding to have sex
With me as Gran Canaria escort with you, you avoid paying the single men entry fee to the clubs too as we go in as a couple!

So why waste your time trying to find clubs which may not exist any more tho still have ads on the internet? Why waste money paying an entry fee only to find you get no fun at all and largely ignored?? Try me as your escort in Gran Canaria and I will immediately take you to the right places at the right times!!

FAQ’s for visiting a Gran Canaria escort – no. 4 “number of orgasms”

GCescort — Sun, 26 Feb 2012 16:50:12 +0000

Question: I’ve visited escorts before and sent home once I have had an orgasm. Are Gran Canaria escorts like that too??

Answer: You can orgasm as many times as you wish when you visit me! You pay for my time not what we do within that time so the more orgasms the better!! But, to answer your question, yes, there are a lot of escorts in Gran Canaria who will only allow you to have one orgasm before sending you home so do ask the Gran Canaria escort or Gran Canaria escorts of your choice before booking. Or spare yourself the hassle of checking ot any other escorts Gran Canaria and just book your session with me now!

FAQ’s for visiting a Gran Canaria escort – no. 3 “Special clothing requests”

GCescort — Tue, 21 Feb 2012 12:21:44 +0000

Question I love it when an escort wears stocking and suspenders. Is it ok for me to request special clothes when booking an escort in Gran Canaria?

Answer Of course! You’re always welcome to ask your favourite Gran Canaria escort (me, of course!) to wear sexy clothes that turn you on. Maybe you like to see a Playa del Ingles escort or escort Gran Canaria in stockings, suspenders and sexy high heels. Other people prefer basques or corsets or PVC or fetish wear. Some gentlemen like me dressed in elegant evening wear or dressed very tartily. I have a client who likes me wearing thick woolly walking socks!! Whatever turns you on is fine by me and I will try to cater for your desires! Take a look at my photo gallery to see some of the clothes I love wearing. Then go to my contacts page to book an appointment with me.

FAQ’s for visiting a Gran Canaria escort – no. 2 – “Valentine’s Day gifts?”

GCescort — Sun, 12 Feb 2012 12:28:38 +0000

Question I am visiting a Gran Canaria escort on Valentine’s Day. Will she be offended if I take her a gift and treat her as my girlfriend??

Answer I can assure you, as an escort in Gran Canaria, that I would be delighted if a client came to see me on Valentine’s Day (or any other day for that matter!) bearing gifts such as flowers, chocolates, champagne or trinkets!! I love to be spoilt so please come visit me on Valentine’s Day!!

FAQ’s for visiting a Gran Canaria escort – no. 1 “How to book”

GCescort — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 12:09:51 +0000

Question: I’ve never visited an escort before. What do I need to think about before doing so?
Answer First of all, if you’re choosing a Gran Canaria escort or even being adventurous and choosing 2 or more Gran Canaria escorts, then checkout their website thoroughly. Do they sound and look professional? Do they sound articulate Playa del Ingles escorts? It depends what sort of sex in Gran Canaria you are looking for! If you only want an “in and out” session with no social niceties then it really doesn’t matter if the escort Gran Canaria you choose hardly speaks your language. But most men find it a more erotic experience if they can talk to the secorts in Gran Canaria during the session and experience a GFE (girl friend experience) rather than just quick unsatisfying sex.
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When you call the Playa del Ingles escort or Las Palmas escort you’ve chosen, you usually need to call for an appointment and most Gran Canaria escorts won’t take bookings from withheld numbers. Most won’t accept text messages. After all, if you can’t afford the price of a phone call to an escort in Gran Canaria then you won’t be able to afford the Gran Canaria massage or sex in Gran Canaria that you were looking for!
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Ensure you are polite to the Playa del Ingles escort you choose. There’s nothing worse for the girl answering the phone to be treated rudely and have someone demand an appointment or her adderss when you haven’t even given your name or said hello!
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Ensure you’ve read the details on the Gran Canaria escorts web page so you are familiar with services offered and prices. Most Gran Canaria escorts will ask you to confirm the appointment a few hours beforehand as unfortunately so many clients book sessions then don’t have the courtesy to cancel if they have other things to attend to.
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Always polite to be clean when you turn up for sex in Gran Canaria tho most Gran Canaria escorts ask you to shower on arrival which is a great idea for both of you given you’re going to be intimate together!
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Above all, just relax and enjoy the experience.

High class escort Gran Canaria exclusive escort

GCescort — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 16:12:27 +0000

Looking for a high class escort in Gran Canaria? The sort of girl that you can take to dinner or to company functions and not feel embarrassed? Look no further! Playa del Ingles escort Kimberley is the perfect dinner companion or high class and exclusive escort to take to all types of function. having worked previously in the corporate world she can converse with your friends and colleagues on all sorts of subjects and is intelligent, discrete and immensely articulate. She speaks english, french, german and spanish too!

A squirt a day doesn’t keep the doc away……but is fab apparently!

GCescort — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 11:48:52 +0000

OK guys, people tell me that every girl can squirt but I never have! Anyone game enough to try it on me?? If you’re in Gran Canaria and looking for a Gran Canria escort or Playa del Ingles escort then hopefully you find my grancanariaescort.eu site and this blog and think hmmmmmmm I’d like to give it a go!!

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Meloneras escort

GCescort — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 18:47:33 +0000

Staying in a hotel in Meloneras? Looking for a beautiful sexy blonde escort to join you? Just give me a call and i can come to your hotel to entertain you there. Don’t worry. I am very discrete so reception won’t know you have anything other than a charming lady coming thru their hotel :)

Escort in Tenerife / Lanzarote

GCescort — Tue, 17 Jan 2012 18:44:47 +0000

Staying on one of the other canary Islands and not found a beautiful escort there to fulfil your fantasies? Why not jump on a plane (flights are cheap with Bintercanarias.com and v v quick) and come and visit me here in Gran Canaria?

Alternatively, give me a day or two’s notice and I can fly to see you. You pay my travel costs and something for my travel time then my normal escort fees apply. A great way to spend your holiday in the canaries!

New swingers bar

GCescort — Tue, 17 Jan 2012 09:59:58 +0000

Wow there just aren’t enough days in the week any more for sexy people looking for swinging fun in Gran Canaria! Another swingers bar just opened in the Cita and I’m itching to go there but just haven’t yet had the time. Gran Canaria sex is getting better by the day! So when you’re bored of Gran Canaria beach sex, trot off to one of the many Playa del Ingles sex sexy swingers bars or swingers clubs. You can find them in Cita, Chaparal, Sandia and Nilo Centres of Playa del Ingles.